The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. (Oscar Wilde)

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. (definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy)

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. (Charlton Heston)

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. (Rene Descartes, Discours de la Methode)

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. (John D. Rockefeller)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. (Plato)

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. (H. G. Wells)

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. (Martin Luther King Jr.)

If you are going through hell, keep going. (Sir Winston Churchill)

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. (Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower)