Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.(Napoleon Bonaparte)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. (Albert Einstein)

Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain. (Friedrich von Schiller)

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. (Jimmy Durante)